I fancy my father-in-law

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Hi everybody,

I am very new to this site and I come to you with a bit of a pickle. I got married last month to my wonderful husband but I realised at the wedding that I rather enjoy the company of my father in law.

Should I get a divorce and marry my father in law or should I continue living this awful lie?

Also I fear I may have 6 toes.

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I say divorce !!!

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How does your father in law feel about you? Perhaps you should judge his reaction to your abnormal feet before doing anything rash. At least you would be able to use the same guest list at the wedding

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I think you should divorce your current husband and propose to your father in law next February as I think it's a leap year?

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I would definitely recommend taking your shoes and socks off and showing him your 6 toes. You never know he may have something also bizarre to show you?

I would suggest not wearing anything short or low-cut unless you know he hasn't got a dodgy ticker!
If you haven't consummated the marriage then you are definitely entitled to sleep with his dad.

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Can you compare the two before making a final decision? Maybe a try-before-you-buy arrangement whereby you can compare and contrast the really important stuff and make an informed choice. I'd suggest length; girth; stamina; ability to do the washing up and other household chores without being nagged; and capacity of wallet