Winter? That's not very practical.
When shall 'we' send out the invites?
Oh, we'll have to invite cousin Mark and his new girlfriend. Otherwise Uncle Tom will go mad, She's very nice, don't worry.
Tim and Jayne from next door would like to do the catering for you and we said yes.
Those bridesmaid dresses are a bit tight aren't they?
Why did you get engaged if you're not getting married for another year?
No children invited? Oh, that's not going to go down well with the family.
A barn? That'll be freezing.
Marriage is all about compromise, dear.
Have a fruitcake, love. That's what a wedding cake is supposed to be.