Groom tumble topper.
The texting embrace – the height of romance.
Cheeky groom bum flash.
Cheeky bride bum flash.
Drunk groom, angry bride.
Redneck truck topper.
Nothing says romance like the words ‘game over’.
Showing their equal partnership with a groom on a leash.
Zombie bride about to feast on the groom.
Sexy wedding night topper.
Blind drunk bride and groom.
Divorce cake or gothic-horror wedding? We simply can’t decide.
A premonition of what’s to come.
50 Shades of Grey topper
Naughty cake topper.
VERY naughty cake topper.
Dawn raid movie scene cake topper.
‘Catch of the day’ cake topper.
Bride murder cake topper.
Groom murder cake topper.
Sleepy bride, off to bed.
Rugby tackle that groom.
The old ball and chain gag.
We’d totally want the bride to be lifting the groom.
Couch potato cake topper.
Bizarre ‘can’t get away’ topper.
Genuine photo cake topper.
Just plain wrong.
Stormtrooper would go for Minnie Mouse.
Minions topper! Not so inappropriate but we just couldn’t help ourselves.